When I heard the song of the Potato Bird
I thought it sounded completely absurd
That bird would not come around here again
If I sent him packing right home to his den
So into my slingshot I put a walnut
Hoping to hit the potato bird right in the gut
I took aim and let that ripe walnut rip
But at the last second, my thumb, it did slip
The nut missed the bird and flew into the street
Knocking the hat off a cop on the beat
An angry bellow like a bull was released
Implying that I would soon be deceased
I turned round, and into my house I sped
But he crashed through my door and yelled I was dead
So out the back window I hurriedly fled
Leaping the fence from the roof of the shed
In my haste I screwed up, and tripped on a rock
Banged my head on a branch, and slipped into shock
The last thing I saw was the Potato Bird
Flying above me, dropping a Potato Turd
The moral of the story's to not be a jerk
Shooting walnuts from slingshots at innocent birds
For every action has an unknown effect
Which could culminate in you breaking your neck
....yeah
Have you heard the delightful song of the potato bird?
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Have you heard the delightful song of the potato bird?
"if it wasn't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight"
Jack Orr
Team Orr Robotics
Jack Orr
Team Orr Robotics
Re: Have you heard the delightful song of the potato bird?
ummm okay jack.....
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Re: Have you heard the delightful song of the potato bird?
But don't you know the bird is the word
I'm an optimist prime
Not a negatron
Not a negatron
Re: Have you heard the delightful song of the potato bird?
i thourght everybody knew that the bird was the word
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Re: Have you heard the delightful song of the potato bird?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
For the benefit of people who were unaware that bird is indeed the word.
For the benefit of people who were unaware that bird is indeed the word.
Jonathan Atkinson
Before you criticize another person, first walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you critisize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
Before you criticize another person, first walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you critisize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.